A word that has two very different meanings depending on the speed of its utterance.
1. Said quickly; a clinical syndrome of headache, neck stiffness and photophobia. Often indicative of inflammation in or around the meninges.
2. Said slowly; a situation describing multiple male bukkake recipients.
Iâd rather see meningism than have meningism.
When a small group of homosexuals arrange to meet up to see a band or other event but due to their incompetence, one is missing. This is either due to forgetfulness or a manufactured excuse.
1st dude: Why isnât Matthew here?
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But weâre seeing Toto!
When a girl with a stoma feels that a 10 Ball does not Lube the dogâs arse.
Sharon: âSo many action points after yesterdayâs 12 Ball. Show me the minutes again.â
A small village in Gloucestershire, UK. Famous for a conservatory that periodically fills with junk and mysteriously empties itself.
That Assyrian Empire seems to be up and down like the junk in a Rudford Conservatory.
A hairbrush festooned with short, sharp, stiff bristles. Often taken from an ex-wife, it can provide immense relief when rasped against an itchy scrotum.
My scrotal pruritus was so intense last night that I borrowed my wifeâs hairbrush to relieve it. Little does she know, itâs now my scroty brush.
Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.
That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dogâs arse.