Textplain

Trying to explain something in a text message but the other person isn't catching on.

Listen- I'm trying to textplain to you what I mean.

Emty talker

A person who says whatever feels right at the time, makes promises in-the-moment but when the time comes to act on that promise their list of excuses for not doing so is endless.

"I thought George said he was going to be here to help?"

"Naw, George is an Emty talker. He never intended to actually follow through."

horngry

So horny that you are angry.
A lot like hangry, only for sex not food.

Babe, you need to come home from work, I'm so horngry!