#town

Getting laid, a.k.a pound-town

Jake: So, did you go to #town last night?
Dareth: You know it!!

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Pharaoh's Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma's Revenge, it is the one everlasting plague that Pharaoh got on the Jews through their ritual eating of matzah, resulting in week-long constipation.

Jake: Dude, where have you been the past 2 hours?

Levi: Sorry, had a bad case of Pharaoh's Revenge from last night's seder.

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