blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

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shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.

crosshair booty

An ass that creates a crosshair pattern (scope on a gun) when the legs are firmly pressed together either standing up or laying on stomach.

It's rare to find a girl with big natural boobies and a crosshair booty!