No Nick November

Anybody named nick(worst name) should not be interacted with for this month, trust me, I’m helping you

“Hey wanna play with Nick later”

“Nah Bro, it’s November remember”

“Oh yeah, thank god, I love no nick November”

Wagstaff

If your last name by any chance is Wagstaff, I feel bad for you.

The Wagstaff clan, originating from the deep parts of Cornwall has been know in that area as the inferior breed of humans. Wagstaff men can be identified by their very prominent, fiery red hair and their low IQ’s while wag staff women are non existent, only coming from marrying into the family.

Hey man you want to go with Christian out to a movie on the weekend

Nah man he’s a wagstaff