the cadillac of

the best of the best. something that differentiates itself with superior quality.

Daytons are the Cadillac of wire wheels.

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ample

adj. 1. Of large or great size, amount, extent, or capacity

Bertha is a very ample woman.

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it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty

"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."

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brass monkey

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."

You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...

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dilldog

A hotdog/dildo hybrid

1. After the BBQ there was plenty of leftovers, so Jennifer nonchalantly swiped a dilldog and proceeded for the guest bedroom.

2. As an April Fool's joke, Ashley served Rex a dilldog she had used before the picnic began.

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dog years

There are seven dog years for every calendar year. e.g. 25 years = 175 dog years.

You should celebrate your dog's birthday 7 times per year.

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the fun guy

magic mushrooms. Fungi.

"Have you talked to the fun guy lately?"

"Yeah, about a *half* hour ago."

"See you at McDonald's in $20..."

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