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I will forego the use of paper plates for months till they go on sale for 20 cents off. Some call me a cheapo. I call it pure genius.
Hardcore partying; Debotchery at its finest.
After having been up for 2 days, we polished off another 5th of Bacardi 151, then went to the Mexican strip club for some lovin'. And we missed Church too.
An awesome rapper from Dade County Florida. Violent lyrics and historically speaking Trick Daddy gets into a lot of trouble with the law.
Trick Daddy Dollars has some club bangers such as "Dro in the Wind," "Take it to the House," and "Shut Up."
To pay for your college tuition through prostitution.
Mary used ProstiTuition to pay for this semester. She does not like to fill out lengthy forms for scholarships.
There are seven dog years for every calendar year. e.g. 25 years = 175 dog years.
You should celebrate your dog's birthday 7 times per year.
1. After the BBQ there was plenty of leftovers, so Jennifer nonchalantly swiped a dilldog and proceeded for the guest bedroom.
2. As an April Fool's joke, Ashley served Rex a dilldog she had used before the picnic began.
"Have you talked to the fun guy lately?"
"Yeah, about a *half* hour ago."
"See you at McDonald's in $20..."