Cleav

Short for cleavage. Usually used by young females.

Miranda is notorious for showing off copious amounts of cleav.

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Husband Material

A guy you (girl/gay guy) would consider perfect enough to marry one day.

Kaylie: Look at Alex! He's lookin fine.

Lyndsie: Ya. He's definitely husband material.

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Thread Necromancer

One who resurrects extremely old threads in discussion forums.

Dood. You just replied to a thread that's 2 years old. WTF is wrong with you!? Quit being a Thread Necromancer.

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Weinerpoop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weinerpoop"

-The Poop That Took A Pee by Leopold "Butters" Stoch

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Fuzzy Beaver

Yet another colloquialism for vagina. However, it's more fun to say.

Heather likes to get her fuzzy beaver hammered, by several guys (and girls) on Thursday nights in the McDonalds bathroom.

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Edward Penishands

An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".

Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.

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Carbon Coal

Poop. Doodie. Shit. Dung. Poopoo, Doodoo, etc.

Dood. Have you seen Sarah Jessica Parker lately??

ZOMG, yes! She abotu scared the carbon coal outta me!