Holmen

Holmen

A Holmen is an axtremely cool person, who have lots of money and will own your life if u mess with him.
You can often see a Holmen in the jungle or at the top of Mount Everest.
A Holmen has always something funny to say, and if he gets tired he will ask a random person for there house and buy it. And then when he is done with the house, he sells it for 10 dolla dolla bill yall so hobos/Geigers/prostitutes can buy it.

Last word from a Holmen victim. " Dont mess with a Holmen he is cray, and will kick your nuts in" " Oh believe me ive been there"

Some known facts about a Holmen:

A Holmen is always prepared

A Holmen will never give up

A Holmen is the best Holmen

Dont try a Holmen if youre not a Holmen

A Geiger can never be a Holmen

Holmen "eierdeglett" in Latin. Means best boi EU. Are from the land in the North of China, Or more from the village hidden in the awesomeness. There was a hero called Eirich el Holmen and was a god in this village. One day a poisenous sloth came by and tried to kill the whole village with a spoon. Then almighty Eirich el Holmen stomped the sloth. So after that many people took the name "Holmen"

Examples:

"Oh shit Nigga, theres a Holmen we bettah not mess with him"

"I hope that Holmen dont buy my house"

"Finally a Holmen who can save us!"

"Is there anny Holmen around here? I need some help"

"Where the hell is Holmen?"

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