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Bird

There are many definitions for the word "bird" as follows:

1. A warm blooded animal

2. The middle finger
3. Your penis
4. A hot chick
5. A electric scooter you pay by the minute to ride in the cities

1. Man 1: Hey look a bird. Man 2: That's a bald eagle.
2. Man 1: Why are you giving me the bird? Man 2: Because fuck you!
3. Man 1: Stop stroking your bird! Man 2: Get out of my room dad!
4. Man 1: Damn, look at that bird. Man 2: Damn she's a smokeshow.
5. Man 1: I rode a bird to class. Man 2: Nice, those things are awesome.

by Thanosdied May 1, 2019