Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.

(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too

Quad Relapse

When the entire body goes numb and the penis loses circulation. Often caused by mass masturbation, a quad relapse is a sign of your blood flow slowing down and stopping. Symptoms of a quad relapse: numb penis, numb legs, numb arms, ringing in the ears, blood flowing out the penis or the eyes.

(A) Fuck man.... I just quad relapsed
(B) get fucked little pussy
(A) I hope your family burns in the pit of hell along with hitler

triple relapse

When the penis goes numb 3 times in the span of 30 minutes. A triple relapse can lead to amputation, blindness, deafness, or even death. Often cause by masturbation, see an doctor if you have any symptoms such as low sperm count, pain in the urethra, pain in the prostate, or swelling.

(A) dude I think I just triple relapsed
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die