Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

Bisc

A Bisc is someone who commonly does things in order to be a bitch and/or act in a bitchy manner. Common uses are among children between the ages of 11-14 trying not to curse in front of the following; Their parents, their teachers, their friend's parents, and their sissy ass friends who don't curse or swear.

Student 1: "What the hell bro! Why you gotta throw so much shade?"

Student 2: "Why you gotta be a smarty pants all the time?"

Student 1: "Whatever you stupid Bisc!"

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