National Crush Day

On the 3rd August 2020, everyone admits who they like!

Girl 1: Hi...
Guy 1: So you like me?...
Girl 1: HAPPY NATIONAL CRUSH DAY!
Guy 1: I love you ♥

National Dirty Slag Day

Every 16th August, all these dirty slags do slag things and sleep with half the guys anywhere.

Guy 1: Oh my days that girls a slag look at her!
Guy 2: I think she’s loose man
Man 1: She must be celebrating National Dirty Slag Day then! XD
All: *laughs*