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polyamorous

when you date/ are married to multiple people at a time

person 1: hey, how is your wife?
person 2: which one? Jolene or Hannah?
person 1: wait? you have more than one wife? isnt that cheating?
person 2: nah, its called being polyamorous
person 1: uhm no, its called being a cheater
person 1: if youre married to two people at a time, its called cheating! does Jolene even know youre maried to Hannah?!
person 2: yup! and she is okay with it! she has her other husband as well!
person 2: the only way fot these relationships to work is honesty, so we tell eachother everything
person 1: wow, okay then, sorry i judged you
person 2: its cool...
person 2: and Jolene and Hannah are fine by the way

by ThatFlyingFuckThatYouDontGive June 5, 2016

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give a fuck

What I Dont Give

Guy 1: "Ow! Dude That Hurt!"
Guy 2: "Should I Give A Fuck?"

by ThatFlyingFuckThatYouDontGive January 23, 2016

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