gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

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cocksukah

A female or male who performs fellatio: the act of orally pleasuring a penis.
Can be derogatory.

I gave him such a good blowjob he nicknamed me cocksucka.

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Ko

1)K.O. as in "knocked Out" can be used in life when someone is unconcious and also appears in fight games when there is a victor and the loser is K.O.

2)the dyslexic way of saying OK.
(I have a dyslexic friend and this is her joke, its not meant to be hurtful or nasty in any way)

PersonA: hey PersonB, u want to go to the movies?
PersonB: ko

PersonA: Im going to knock u out
PersonB: ... *is knocked out*
PersonC: K.O.!

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Tanisha

A person who is totally under appreciated in her group of people, who is always looked over or considered just a friend to guys, but is amazing inside and dies bit inside whenever she thinks of her own definition

That girl is a total tanisha, but you would never know

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squirrel fool

meaning a fool for squirrels. someone who loves squirrels a LOT. similar to a love fool - a fool for love etc. this is generally said in a derogatory manner and after hearing some kids talk about it on the bus, i just had to put this into the UD.

Person A: hes a love fool
Person B: naw man, hes a squirrel fool

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Sarah

A blonde bitch, that will pretend to be your best friend but go behind your back and have sex with your boyfriend!! It spends all day shopping online spending the money it doesn't have because its to lazy to get a job. A sarah is basically as FAKE as they come. So if you see a sarah run in the other direction, and hide your boyfriend!

Girl 1 : Whos that girl flirting with your boyfriend???

Girl 2: Thats a sarah

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Iago

A Character in the play by William Shakespeare, "Othello". Iago is the "baddie" and manipulates Othello into killing Desdemona because Othello believes Desdemona has had an affair. Iago is a nasty piece of shit, however, he comes up with good lines like....

O' beware, my lord, of the green eyed monster. it doth mock the meet it feeds from"

basically, watch out for jealousy

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