Curb crawling

when your walking home and get curb crawled. when some scary person in a car slows down and drives at walking speed a few metres behind you. if you speed up, they speed up. and if you slow down they slow down. incredibly scary esp if your on your own.

"holy fuck, the cars still behind us guys! wtf are we gonna do!?"

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po po

yet another word for the vaginal region

Jenn has a shaved po po

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coke

1) The caloric version of that manna from the gods, diet coke.

2) Nasty tasting when compared to diet coke, but still a shit load better than pepsi.

"Do you want a coke with that?"
"do you have diet coke?"
"no, but we have pepsi."
"uh, hell no. I'll take the coke."

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