Pulling a Ricky G

To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.

Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?

Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.