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The act of ejaculating on a candle to put it out, followed by placing your balls in the hot wax until the wax cools.
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick,
Jack jacked off on a candle stick
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Having missionary sex and finishing while thinking about equal rights.
Did you hear Barrack and Michelle Obama only have Manumissionary sex?