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Stegosaurus

Large, inexplicable dinosaur that steps on time travelers and then announces its identity.

Man: It worked! My time machine wor-
Dinosaur, after stepping on him: I am a stegosaurus!

by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017

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troodon

A small carnivorous theropod dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous period. Meaning "wounding tooth" its teeth were serrated like a knife, meaning they could tear through the flesh of its prey with ease. Believed to have had superior intelligence than most other dinosaurs, it was a distant relative to velociraptor and other dromaeosaurs and possessed the large toe claw of these dinosaurs. There evidence that it possessed a full coat of feathers.

Paleontologists seem to agree that Troodon was a vicious little asshole of a dino.

by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017