Dekalb Middle School

A wack-ass school in the middle of nowhere in Indiana, where the students do drugs, the teachers can't teach (aside from the good ones), and the food tastes like pressure-washed garbage coated with horse shit. The school pretends to care about bullying and social issues but doesn't give a shit unless you play a sport. The music program is nice though.

Mom: You have to go to Dekalb Middle School
Literally any sensible human: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!