Stickshift

A common slang term for a car with a manual transmission; also referred to as a "stick."

Joe: Hey Eric, can I quickly borrow your car and run to the bank?

Eric: Well, I drive a stickshift if that matters.

Joe: Oh, okay. I don't know how to drive one.

Eric: Sorry buddy, I can't help you there.

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Vented

When an aerosol can loses its compressed air before its contents do.

Eric: "Hey Joe, can I use some of that deodorant?"

Joe: "Sorry, man. The can vented a little while after I bought it."

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