Joris

According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.

"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."

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