bongism

The stoner religion in which fellow stoner priests known as Ents are getting stoned and preaching the awesomeness to the Bongists.

Stoner#1: Dude

Stoner#2: Dude

Stoner#1: So I guess we believe in Bongism man

Stoner#2: Whoa a butterfly

Stoner#1: Whoa

tautyanna

The most amazing, beautiful, adorable, perfect, and cutest girl in the world, no other girl can match her perfectness and she is rare, which is why many people say she is perfect and amazing

Guy#1 - Hey, who is that perfect and amazing girl over there?

Guy#2 - Oh! That's Tautyanna! She's amazing dude, like i'm in love with her

pink floydism

Religion that worships the band Pink Floyd and must do sacrifices to the gods

Dude #1 "Dude, where you going man?"

Dude #2 "I'm gonna go sacrifice this pig to the gods man, remember? I worship Pink Floydism"

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