Rider's Cock

A condition of random impotence due to one having ridden either saddle or cycle for far too long a period of time.

The man was suffering from an infrequent bout of rider's cock after his long journey, having traveled only by horse/motorcycle.

Bottle Nosed Titties

A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.

I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!