Gabriel

The sexiest and most caring guy you will ever meet usually mixed racial usually mixed with some Hispanic and loves having fun, being random and usually is very social. Also he is there whenever your hurt or whenever you need help he's just an awesome and one of the most perfect guys.

Girl A:Hey have you met Gabriel he's hilarious

Girl B: And handsome apparently

or

Guy A: Hey this is friend Gabriel

Girl A: Nice to meet you Gabriel

Gabriel: The pleasure is all mine you are a very beautiful woman

Girl A: Why don't I show the house, if you'll follow me to the bedroom we can begin the tour

Guy B: Whoa did Gabriel just hit it off with her, but they just met

Guy A: I can't believe it either

Girl B: I can i mean have you seen him, what a catch

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Carson

Noun: Scum of the lowest level in human society

Verb: Carsoning(present) Carson'd(past)

Carsoner: The person committing the act of Carsoning

How to Carson:

1) Become best friend of target(usually a person)
2)Ask for a chance with said person while they are dating
3)Whenever fights with person's significant other occur be there to comfort
4)Make everything partner does seem worse than it actually is
5)Try to seem better than partner
6)After partner and your target break up, make a move on target after 4 days or less they will probably date you now since you've built up credibility as a reliable person TO THEM
7) Act like you're the best, most upstanding person by attacking ex-parnter when they contact your target
8)Continue to seem like a great person when in reality you only treat your target right because you like them and actually hate everyone else
9) Make false rumors
10) Continue to be the lowest scum on the earth
11) Repeat steps 7-10

And there you have the steps to Carsoning

BE WARNED EVEN IF YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE PERSON CARSONING YOUR PARTNER MAY STILL LEAVE YOU.

NOTE: DO NOT FIGHT WITH PARTNER EVEN IF IT'S JUST YOU BEING CONCERNED, IT INCREASES CHANCES OF BEING CARSON'D

The gif below depicts a man falling into a Carsoners trap.

P1: My girl just dumped me...said she needed some time to herself
P2: Hey be careful of Samuel, they seem pretty close, he might Carson her

Luke: BRO, MY GIRL JUST GOT WITH ZACK AND WE'VE ONLY BEEN BROKEN UP FOR 5 DAYS!
Victor: You got Carson'd

Person 1: They're just a friend nothing more...but whenever we fight... get closer and closer to them...
Person 2: So...they're Carsoning me....
Person 1: No nothing like that...they make have asked for a chance when we first started but it's nothing, I love you...
Person 1: Yeah...they're Carsoning me.

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