Two Kids in a Sandbox

The most disturbing video a guy could watch; a video that shows a women shoving a dildo down a man's penis.

Guy 1: Hey, go watch two kids in a sandbox.

Guy 2: Hell no!

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Get 'Em Tiger

A song by Maino, that talks about Tiger Woods being a total Mack Daddy

Get 'Em Tiger:

I got women in the 'burbs
Women in the the hood
Yeah my wifey mad
'cause she knows I'm no good
Man I'm just a dog
I'd be faithful if I could
But I'm Tiger Woods
Yeah, I'm Tiger Woods

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Organic Orgasm

The act of getting an orgasm by fingering yourself with a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy: Hey, you wanna go do an eiffel tower with me and my friend.

Girl; No, I'd rather get an organic orgasm.

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Unpoppable

A female virgin that will NOT allow you to penetrate her vagina. NEVER EVER!

Guy !: Man I was tryin to get wif that chick at the party last night. But she jus wuldnt giv me sum.

Guy 2: Dude, evryone knows that chick unpoppable.

Guy 1: Dammit!