Buff

Someone to text to during commercial breaks, while you're pooping, when you're waiting on a friend to arrive or even when you're at the doctors office.

Hey man, I'm waiting on Stranger Things to come back, I need a five minute buff.

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Bart

Vomiting when you burp is a mouth shart. A Bart, if you will.

Something came up with that bart.