shitfetti

When you blow ass in a toilet and the porcelain above the water line looks like it is covered in brown confetti.

Cousin Courtney B came over after she had Taco Bell. She left shitfetti all over the toilet bowl. Had to use two pairs of Rubbermaid Gloves to clean that smashed mess up

shitfiti

The heavier bits of shit that stick to the back of the bowl. From Shit and Graffiti.

“Dude, you left Shitfiti all over the bowl, wipe that up next time

Daley Amendment

When the president of your company alters the company's rules because your antics with customers and/or your expense account are pushing the boundaries of decorum or spending limits. The new rule is referred to as a Daley Amendment, not to be confused with a Daley Clause

Terry J is in trouble with corporate, he was at the Hive and The Pink Galleon last night in violation of Section 1, Part 2 of the Daley Amendment.

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