Penceshit

pence.shit

/pens/SHit/
Noun, adjective, explicative.
Origin: 2020 Vice Presidential Debate when a fly was attracted to Mike Pence.
Definition:

1.) Nonsense, either inaccurate statements spoken out of ignorance rather than deception.
2.) Irrelevant statements spoken to avoid answering a direct question or to divert the conversation.

3.) False bravado.
4.) To call out a lie.

“If you tell me you can bench press 450, hell, we'll load up the bar and put you under it. Either you can do it or you can't do it—you can't Penceshit.”

Antonym: Honest, forthright, sincere, good faith, true.

Penceshit

horse·shit
/pens/SHit/
Noun, adjective, interjection.
Origin: 2020 Vice Presidential Debate when a fly was attracted to Mike Pence.
Definition: Nonsense, either inaccurate statements spoken out of ignorance rather than deception, or irrelevant statements (which are not necessarily false) spoken to avoid answering a direct question or to divert the conversation. (usually spelled as one word) (slang)

“That drama queen is so full of penceshit, all he does is exaggerate, lie and cheat!”

Taco Monday

Used ironically to describe an urgent situation or important occasion.

It's Taco Monday officer, I wouldn't drive & dial unless it was important. fiasco fire drill bomb threat 911 emergency

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weak sauce

A person who becomes intoxicated by a very small amount of alcohol. A cheap date, a lightweight.

"I almost tripped down the stairs!"
"Foo, you are WEAK SAUCE, you only had one glass of wine!"

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apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

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