Houston honeybee

A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant

Male #1:dude me and Jessica gave Melissa a Houston honeybee

Male #2: sweet!

Kazoo fucker

When you put a kazoo in someone's mouth and a dick in their ass and see how loud they get.

Friend:Yo I'd kazoo fuck jenny all night I bet she'd be pretty loud
Me: shut up kazoo fucker