Volleyball

The sport where guys say they're watching even though they are just staring at all of the girls' asses. And girls watch and think they know what's happening but they actually don't.

Dan: You going to the volleyball game?
Ed: Yeah how else am I gonna get some ass.

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Cancer

If you have or had cancer you are apart of a family you don't even know apart. If you're going through it your unbelievably strong. And if you beat it good fucking job cause you're awesome. It also is great very picking up women.

Jen: Yeah, Ed had cancer.
Meg: Awww, that's so sad. Did he beat it?
Jen: Yeah.
Meg: Then he fucking rocks! Let's go fuck him.

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