Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

KKK

The KKK (The Kool Kids Klub) was founded on the 24 December 1865. is a club in which kids do fun activities in what they call a "KKK rally". Some of the activities they do there include: Dressing up in a variety of costumes building wooden sculptures and learning things like fire safety.

Person of unspecified gender 1: "Hey ,my fellow person ,have you been to the KKK?"
Person of unspecified gender 2: "Whoa, isn't that a racist thing?"
Person of unspecified gender 1: "No, you silly sausage, it's the Kool Kids Klub!"
Person of unspecified gender 2 : "Oh, sounds fun, Let's go!"

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