America

Comin again to save the motherfuckin day yeah

America, Fuck yeah

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Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

Sad

Me probably

It’s me, I’m sad

..this is a cry for help

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Friend

Someone I wish I didn’t fuck

Me after sex- I like you now

Friend after sex- no, don’t

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