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Drinking too much alcohol and getting a slightly hard pp
Too much four loko gave me that tipsy pp
When you don't have a way to express your words without being a whole asshole
guy 1: I just walked in on my girlfriend giving another guy head
guy 2: Man... Im not gonna lie, that's tuff
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Giving a sloppy blowjob to a deserving fellow
I asked was she trying to give ya boy that slurp n burp
Having the capacity of extra booty meat on you tail bone and attracting hella fuckbois
Guy 1: whoa bro! You see those two chicks!?
Guy 2: They got a couple of nice fine Wide Butts on them
Dumping a can of Chef Boyardee's Ravioli on his dick and giving him the succ of a lifetime as he shoots his tomato sauce fused cum into your mouth
her: I just want to cuddle tonight
him: There are a few cans left... Can I have one more Ravioli Job?
A question you ask when the act if your partner inserting your penis inside of their face hole is not going to happen
Girl: My jaw hurts nigga
Boy: So, no head?
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Left over cheetos on your fingers
all this cheeto dust on my hands