Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

Pancakes flop

When two white girls try their best to twerk them tiny little cheeks

shit man, you saw Susie try to make her pancakes flop

I regretti

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti