the 1st and the 15th

These days in the Army are well known as pay-days. These are also the days (or weekend of) that lower enlisted (privates) spend all of the their money on: Booze, clubbing, and other useless shit.

*partying at the club or local strip club*
Private 1: "Man, I wish I could get out here more."
Private2: "I know, but only the 1st and the 15th."

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Jizzmatic

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

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Colombian snowballs

The act of powdering your testicles with cocaine and having someone lick them

I got Colombian snowballs that will numb your tounge