Parkview Aids

A horrible form of the common cold which slowly rips your souls out of you body and crushes any plans you had to get lit on the weekends. Symptoms include diarrhea, cough, sore throat and almost anything in between. Originally formed in the Parkview apartments at Florida International University.

Dude 1: Yo let’s hit the club this weekend.

Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.

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Jungle Aids

Similar to that of Parkview aids, it is a form of the common cold which attacks your throat and sinuses. It will leave you feeling like pure shit to say the least. Jungle aids was formed in a pool at a fraternity party located in Miami, Fl and has been slowly increasing to a minor pandemic level.

Bro 1: yo did you cawp at the party?

Bro 2: yeah man I did but tbh I think I caught jungle aids. I’m not feeling so hot.

Bro 1: At least it’s not Parkview aids