Fangirl

Females often between the ages of 11-19, obsessed with book series, television programs and/or celebrities. They can be found at local bookstores, arms filled with books they will probably read at a much later time. 78% of the fangirl population stock up on books in case they need to go into hibernation, a form in which they stay in bed all day obsessing over fictional characters. Fangirls are usually harmless, unless approached when reading/watching an important event (which is not recommended). They are mostly seen wearing comfortable clothes, next to no make up, carrying a miming of two books and, sometimes, with earphones in.

Fangirl: Reads a book

Fangirls new favorite book: *Sits in a ray of sunlight on a pedestal under a glass case*

Fangirl: *Never let's anyone touch her new book*