Heelys

A shoe which I would not be caught dead wearing.

Parents who buy heelys for their kids should be lined up against a wall and shot dead.

Parents who wear heelys themselves should be drawn and quartered.

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Democratic People's Republic of Korea

The "offical" name of North Korea, contains 3 lies.

In The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they will re-educate your ass if you so much as don't keep your required pictures of Kim Il Song dusted.

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Chife

Word used when you are going to smoke weed with a group of people.
Combination of cyph and chief.
Invented by Harrison argiento

Harrison: hey man I just copped a dub want to go chife.
Alex: bro what that’s not a word

ike

Nickname for Five Star General Dwight Eisenhower.

I like Ike. - Common campaign slogan of his preidential campaign.

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German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

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TI-83

An inferior Graphing calculator. The Casio 9850 is far superior.

I laugh when my friends drop their TI and the cheap ass battery cover breaks and the batts fall out and all their games are lost.

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NTSC

NTSC is the video standard for North America, and is inferior to PAL (Western Europe).

NTSC stands for "Not The Sharpest Colors"

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