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When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.
Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.
When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.
(Group of friends/couples in pool)
Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why donât we partake in adult swim.
(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)
Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!
When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.
Steve- I threw up all morning! I didnât eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .