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An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor âbouncing off the wallsâ) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.
Marie: Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!
Bobby: Iâm sorry. Was I acting hyper again?
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Similar to the expression âplaying with fireâ although inciting different imagery. While both expressions refer to a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for you or others around you, âchoking the ropeâ more usually means its your own neck thatâs on the line.
Youâre really choking the rope with your attitude. I don't know how much more of this I can tolerate.
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An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.
Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!
Kyle: Uhmm⦠what? Iâm not Christian or a Jew, and I donât hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesnât change the fact that youâre a Christian hating Jew
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An expression used to describe someone who is either lost in a state of denial or overtly naïve. A state of ignorant bliss.
Maggie supposedly has no idea her boyfriend is cheating on her. She's clearly beneath another sunshine.
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Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.
Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.
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Similar to the expression âin your dreamsâ which is a sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting â someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. The difference is in this version you are making it clear they should get over themselves
Steve: Iâm going to win this race and humiliate you in the process
Harry: Quit dreaming! Thatâll never happen.
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An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like heâs above the law. Of course if thereâs a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely wonât notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.
Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
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