The Longest Pube

The most annoying or worst person out of a particularly bad group.

I heard that Becky was totally being the longest pube at the eco group meeting yesterday

chode

anything unproportional most commonly affiliated with a penis, but can be just about anyhting.

wow, that midget tapdancing is a chode!!

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Chode

1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint

4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense

@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.