SSP

Short for Standard Size Penis

Janice: "OMG Brenda, Josh is so hot, does he have a big cock?!"

Brenda: "It's more like an SSP, ya dig?"

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For males, it means that they have a very small penis.
For females, it means that they have very saggy breasts and vaginas.

Jack: I can go on that roller coaster!
Jill: But that one has the restraints that hurt your 'ya kno wats'...
Jack: So? It doesn't hurt me!
Jill: EVERYBODY JACK IS A NINJA!

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