bree

n. Slang term for the ejaculitory liquids.
v. To ejaculate or orgasim

This term originated due to the similarity between the smells of bree cheese and semen.

She was coverd in Bree
I'm gonna Bree in your mouth.
I Bree-ed in her hair.
I want to Bree on your chest.
She covered me in Bree.
Oh! I just Bree-ed my pants.
My wife won't let me Bree in her ass.
She let me Bree on her face.
OH MY GOD! I'M BREE-ING! I'M BREE-ING!!!

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Red States

States full of people who voted for G.W. Bush (a.k.a. the first herald of the apocalypse). The majority of people in these states have forgotten that this country was founded on the separation of CHURCH AND STATE and put a coked up jesus freak in office because "he prays" and he talks about jesus alot.

Fuckin red states, you know hes going to bring on the apocolyspe!

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Eva Head

Eva Head is the condition most people experiance after watching/ reading too much (or in some rare cases any) of Evangelion. In this case Evangelion encompases a manga series, a 26 episode anime, and two films: "Death and Rebirth" and "The End of Eva." Eva Head has been described as a hardening of the liquid around ones brain(or atleats it feels like it) accompanied by loss of sense of reality, sensation of floating, confusion and sharpness of vision. This is because there is way too much information to process and Director Anno's true message is so disturbing that the brain wont allow it all to sink in. Generally this is experienced after watching multiple episodes of the series. Eva fans ideally consider episodes 1-20, plus the diectors cuts of episodes 21-24, plus The End of Eva to be the entire story, this will take 8-13 hours, and I gaurentee you that if you watch it all in one sitting you will get Eva Head. Eva Head can last anywhere from 20 minutes to 3 months.

Eva Head can also mean the mind set one must be in to watch Eva and atempt to understand what is happening. It is simlar to idea of putting on one's "thinking cap"

1. 1st Guy: Jeff just finished Eva.
2nd Guy: Oh no! He's gonna get Eva Head. We probably shouldn't talk to him for a few months.

2. 1st Guy: We got 13 hours to kill, wanna do a marathon?
2nd Guy: Alright, time to put Eva Head.

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sex paranoia

When one has become so obsessed with sex that every sound sounds like people having sex. This is usually caused by the suffering indivdual being sex deprived or having not had any sexual activity for an extremly extended period of time.

As Johny walked thru the halls of his dorm he thought he was hearing sex from behind each door. Infact no one, anywhere, on campus was having sex or even watching porn at the moment. Johny simply had not gotten any in over a year and he was now suffering from sex paranoia.

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scrumbeling

A term that is used to deffine the sound that a person might make when stoned. This is a combination of screaming and mumbleing. The person experiencing the euphoria might be talking very loudly but one can not distinguish what they are saying. And when one thinks they understand the words being spoken the words make absolutly no sense. This can be highly entertaining or very scary. Scrumbeling only applies to those who are stoned, if you are drunk it becomes bumbleing.

Hey man, Justin just smoked a fat bowl of salvia and now he's scrumbeling, come watch.

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vegitable

One who is completly and utterly unable to move, talk, feel or think. This person or persons apperas to be in a perpetual stage of sleep. When one is catatonic.

from the film "clerks": Veronica: Men will sleep with anything that says "yes".
Dante: Animal, mineral or vegitable.
Veronic: Vegitable meaning parapaligic.
Dante: Yeah they put the least resistance.

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requiem style

When two women (preferably) have anal intercorase using a double sidded dilldo, one side in each anus. So named for the ending of the Darron Aronofsky film Requiem for a Dream where Jenifer Conolly and a cute redhead can be seen doing this.This is also the reason two versions of Requiem for a Dream had to be realeased. One containing this scene in it's entierty, and one with some shots of this sex act edited out.

"They had sex requiem style."
"I would love to watch those two do it requiem style!"
"Queit down before we make you do somethin requiem style!"
"It could be worse they could be doing it requiem style."

or
Old Man: I know, lets have them do ass to ass!
(redhead prepaires a giant black double sidded dilldo while looking at Jennifer Conolly with sexual intent.)

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