Keep your lettuce tight

Be cool, collected, don’t panic, don’t worry be happy, life is good, things will get better (for example the up and down of dating, work politics, financing issues, personal or group dilemmas, etc.)

Originating from pop singer/songwriter JJMAX’s song “Keep Your Lettuce Tight” released in 2018. JJMAX’s lyrics specifically describe the craziness of dating, but the phrase is used for many situations.

Tom: Hey Noah, what’s wrong?
Noah: My boss is mean and my dog is sick.
Tom: Keep your lettuce tight dude, everything will be okay!

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Coz

The definition of cool,if he wasn't here there wold not be cool on this let alone the universe.
Cool Coz

"COOL COZ I SUMMON YOU!!!"
"gippy Coz"

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Peoples Choice

Any group of tossers that self proclaim their greatness by assuming the collective title of "Peoples Choice". Usually participate in QuietThunder, if not it is because they are also known to suffer from permaflop.

Oh man, i would rather sit on the grenade than deal with the "Peoples Choice"