shorter way of saying "because."
where the heck are you guys getting youre definitions from, huh?
i am getting my ass kicked coz i is a dumbass.
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1. Brother, couzin, homeboy
2. Because
1. Yo, what up coz?
2. Boy: Man why won;t u go out with me?
Girl: Coz ur a ugly dumbass.
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A penitentiary much like any other prison you might envision, except in this case, the inmate that calls the (Jell-o) shots is none other than Bill Cosby. Why the comedian/actor is behind bars is uncertain, what is known is that "Coz" runs the pudding racket from the inside and uses this power of the creamy dessert to form an alliance with the Muslims and their "main man, Zah-EEHDE-uh!" His addictions for the aforementioned Jell-o pudding and Coca-Cola, along with a weakness for Kodak film at times leave Cosby vulnerable to attack, but it has been "Coz" himself that has dished out some of the most brutal acts you could possibly think of.
Rumor has it that in response to a racial slur by a white inmate, Cosby downed an entire Jell-o pudding pop in one bite and stabbed the heckler in the lower torso, effectively murdering him by disembowelment. Another incident saw Cosby commit acts of sodomy on another inmate when the former "Kids Say The Darndest Things" host discovered that that particular inmate had tried to move in on his turf and establish a separate pudding cartel. Suffice to say, if you like pudding and man-sex, you'll love... "Coz."
(After stabbing the inmate) "Who's laughin' now, bitch!?! DAW!!!"
"What makes you think I won't kill you, Moo-slim boyyyyyyyy-uh?"
"So YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU... Want to sell... PUHHHHH-DING... on MYYYYYY floor! Well, I'm here to sample some of it!"
"Have a POKE and a smile...DAWWWWW!!!"
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Shortened from βcozy.β
Used to define anything in nature that the user deems worthy.
βWanna play Deep Rock Galactic tonight?β
βYeahβ
βCozβ
The definition of cool,if he wasn't here there wold not be cool on this let alone the universe.
Cool Coz
"COOL COZ I SUMMON YOU!!!"
"gippy Coz"
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A drug that causes a woman to pass out so that the assailant can take advantage of her. Short for βCosbied.β
βHe slipped her The Coz.β
βMichelle woke up in some random guyβs bed, naked and ashamed. She must have been βCosbied.ββ
The way retards write "because".
"I eat shit coz I'm retarded."
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