Randa

Randa is the only girl in an all male fantasy football league. She resorts to acts of treason to attempt to compete. She studies night and day but finds herself wearing the shorts frequently. She’s a cougar and a good cook.

Randa is up to her old tricks again. This time she is accusing the league commissioner of cheating. Such a Randa.

Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.