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A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.
Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.
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Commission. Cosa Nostra’s parliament or board of management for each province of Sicily.
la Commissione, il douche!!!...
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When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.
After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.
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A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.
You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
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A person who commissions a bunch of art online, usually of their OCs.
"I just got commissioned by a Serial Commissioner again."
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Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.
When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse