An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.
Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.
a sex position where three men (or any other gender with penises or sexual appendiges) make a triangle by putting their penises in the person in front of them's ass.
Person 1: Hey bros do you wanna do the triangle of unity tonight?
Person 2: Mmm yes
Person 3: Hell yeah
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A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.
Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.
When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.
My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.
First off first off hold up hold up hold up motherfucker hold up hold yo ass real quick, first off, 2 years in the fuckin' marines, second off you ever mention my first born daughter again, I will personally fly over there and rip your fucking heart out and shove it up your ass ok?
Lol remember how Justin from Swegtalk got butthurt over a joke and made a death threat?
An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.
Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.
A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.
Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.
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