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A constant companion that nobody can see except children and the religious.
When I was a child my imaginary friends used to talk about me behind my back.
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A clever wooden device for removing your wellyboots without getting your hands dirty.
Mum! Have you seen the welly wodger?
A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.
A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.
Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.
A variety of Glam rock that can be perpetrated on a budget. It requires only big hair and an orange jumpsuit.
So what happened to Gary Glitter? You never hear about him these days.
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