Official Bullshit

When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.

Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?

Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.

Jim: Is it really?

Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.

Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.

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Anticerection

When a male gets an erection from anticipating some sort of sexual stimulation. Quite the opposite of derection.

Fred: So this chick was talking about giving me a BJ while we were making out.

Joe: Did you get an anticerection?

Fred: Yeah, man I was sure she'd notice.

Joe: That would've sucked.

Inner Beauty Syndrome

When an unattractive woman believes she is just as dateable as more attractive women based on her higher quality of personality. Said unattractive woman feels that she has been overlooked by men looking for dates, and is therefore bitter towards all men.

Also known as IBS.

Rob: I was trying to talk to that fat chick just to be nice because she looks lonely, but she was a total bitch to me.

Will: Ahh, don't worry about it, she's got a bad case of Inner Beauty Syndrome.

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